Rod Ryan just admitted he's the "loser" on his block full of successful neighbors. Buddy, you're on the radio every morning in Houston; that counts for something. We love you anyway.
Chile's Lone Star Rally attendance is officially a game-time decision based on tonight's BAC. A true Houston hero: drink, rescuing bar by bar, so none of them have to suffer alone. Science.
A $25 Dolly doll sold out so fast that scalpers now want 3x the price on eBay, because nothing says Christmas spirit like capitalism. Rod didn’t even know Hard Candy Christmas existed, and we’re just gonna let that slide. Dolly’s basically Houston’s Mariah Carey now.
New strategy for canceling meetings: ask so many questions about ratings and buzz that the wizard simply gives up and goes home. Bold move, Houston. Respect it.
Mo tried to say "pickle picker" and everyone's mind went straight to the gutter. Twenty seconds on the clock and the whole team still couldn't hear "hot ginger" over the pickles rattling around in there. Classic Houston chaos. @iheartradio#iheartradio