colby

Stay in drugs.
Eat your school.
Dont do vegetables.

It is thought that 55% of all house printers are obese due to overeating.

Don't stare at your printer for long periods of time. This is seen as threatening and will make it feel uneasy.

Sorry, no EOY bonus, but please do enjoy this pizza party.

Printers spend nearly 1/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.