Dash MacIntyre

@dashmacintyre

Comedian, I publish satirical Dada news @HalfwayPost.

St. Louis linktr.ee/dashmacintyre Joined September 2020

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre Aug 28

Trump's gonna have a Jim Jones style party and have everyone eat the poisoned beef when he loses the midterms massively
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thehalfwaypost.medium.com The Toxic Argentinian Beef Is Being Sold To Trump Fans As “MAGA Steaks” This week’s Dada News headlines about Mayor Mamdani’s tax, Argentinian beef, the midterms, and more!

Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre Feb 6

Smart move
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thehalfwaypost.medium.com Closeted Republicans Are Using Empty “Melania” Screenings To Hook Up This week’s Dadaist graffiti news headlines!

Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre Dec 2, 2025

Deranged tips on staying healthy this winter from RFK Jr.!
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thehalfwaypost.medium.com RFK Jr.’s 10 Tips On How To Avoid Catching COVID This Winter Kennedy compiled the helpful tips with Trump, who has publicly claimed several times this year he’s smarter than all the doctors.

Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre Nov 16, 2025

Bad news for Donald Trump!
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thehalfwaypost.medium.com A Montana Town Is Hosting A “Pedophile Bonfire” To Burn MAGA Merch This week’s Dada News headlines!

Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre Jun 10, 2025

The parade is more fitting for a 6 year-old-boy king from the 1400s than the President of the United States in 2025
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