Pinned post Kerri @kerrithatweight · Nov 18, 2019, Nov 18, 2019, 10:33 PM Idk who needs to hear this today but Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie!
Kerri @kerrithatweight · Apr 29, 2023, Apr 29, 2023, 8:35 PM Gonna start calling nail clippers “bone scissors” and I think things are finally going to pick up for me!
Kerri @kerrithatweight · Dec 22, 2022, Dec 22, 2022, 5:28 PM The Santa Clause 3: It’s basically the plot of the original movie except the lead slowly turns into Tim “the Toolman” Taylor. Al Borland is Scrooge or Olaf. I don’t know. What, am I supposed to write the whole thing?!
Kerri @kerrithatweight · Dec 1, 2022, Dec 1, 2022, 6:03 PM My longest relationship? The shellac on my toenails. Been with me thru it all.
Kerri @kerrithatweight · Sep 24, 2022, Sep 24, 2022, 6:09 PM The perfect boyfriend doesn’t exis— Open video 0:51