Devin Mackenzie

"Okay love you dad!" - Me

"Yup, see ya" - My Dad

I was just looking at hot wheels cars in the grocery store and a man walked by and said, “for the boy?” and I said “yup!” Which felt like a lie, but it wasn’t, for I am the boy.

My one hour @WestJet flight is now 23 hours long.

Says the $5 plastic bucket.

Twitter is the new Flappy Bird.