🔥 Max ༒ Osiris 🔥 ௐ³⁶⁹ 🎩

Welcome to Square Bank.

just minted $1,000,000 of Square Fiat directly into the vault across all 7 denominations in Fibonacci sequence.

THE TELLER WINDOW IS OPEN:
Tag an artist or collector who deserves good luck + drop & your ENS/address.

I’m sending pairs of $2 Square Bills from my reserve to the best co-signs today. 🏦✨👇🏼

let's be clear. there isn't a fentanyl crisis. there's a nothing worth living for crisis, which is demoralization and lack of purpose sold to you for profit

these humans aren't accidentally overdosing

they just lost all hope in a hyper materialistic dystopia

We have a limited number of used $20 Square Bills for sale if you're into that kind of thing

link below ❄️👇🏼✨

One of the most important use cases of going to IRL events is to bump into someone you mutually blocked on here over some dummshit, laught about it, and unblock each other again

GN 💸

got kinda sad running the printing press at the square treasury so now i'm gonna take a nap on my sad cot next to the machine with my sad bottle of aquafina they give us once a day

at least tomorrow i get my SNAP card to go visit @AFuckingNobody's Not So Supermarket and see what's on sale this week. counting my square nickels. praying for a hot dog or a bacon strip, depending on how well the S&P is doing

GN fam and may the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless us with another glorious day of survival tomorrow 🍝