Andrew Althouse

@ADAlthousePhD

Offensive Line @TartanFB (2004-07);
Distinguished Statistician @Medtronic;
Knower of Statistics & Clinical Trials;
Lifter of Heavy Things

Joined July 2017

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Andrew Althouse @ADAlthousePhD 22h

Imagine Henry Ford deciding to stop selling profitable cars with high demand (wink, wink) because it was too hard to build factories to make them

Elon Musk Verified account @elonmusk 1d

@OwenSparks It is insanely fucking hard to build a high-volume factory. That’s why.

Prototypes are trivial by comparison.
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Andrew Althouse @ADAlthousePhD Nov 3

College friend of mine @TartanFB was from northern Michigan and, to the best of my knowledge, was courted by some of the MAC schools. He came to Carnegie Mellon instead and broke all the rushing records. I suspect this would’ve been his destiny in that alternate reality

cold 🥑 Verified account @coldhealing Nov 3

Sometimes I think about how it would feel to be a linebacker on a 4-8 college football team in the MAC. You still have to be inhumanly athletic, you still have to dedicate your life to something bigger, but your greater purpose is being 4-8 in the MAC
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Andrew Althouse @ADAlthousePhD Nov 2

Folks oohing and ahing about the Bucs winning without competing a pass today don’t even know…this team went 7-4 with the run/pass splits shown here…won one game with 0 yards passing and another with 4 yards passing.

Andrew Althouse @ADAlthousePhD Oct 25

This is like saying the Glee pilot pulled Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey out of obscurity

Cissco Maximoff🎬 @CisscoS Oct 22

Opinión impopular: Glee puso muchas canciones en el radar con sus covers, pero la manera que saco del olvido GO YOU OWN WAY de Fleetwood Mac es historico.

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Andrew Althouse @ADAlthousePhD Oct 25

I call upon all Americans to express their outrage and refusal to accept this from the country who thinks a breaded and fried chicken breast served on a bun is called a “chicken burger”

Nigel Forrester Verified account @NigelForrester9 Oct 24

Food in America is just not very good. You’ll end up disappointed if you try eating somewhere nice. Sticking to their ‘low cuisine’ (which they do quite well, and is also very well-priced) is by far your best option despite this being exceptionally unhealthy.
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