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Ugly ways money actually moves. Businesses, hustles, legal exploits. Plus the world’s stupid.
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Looking for a few referral partners who already work with small business owners.

We help businesses eliminate credit card processing expenses, and we're paying $200–$500 per successful referral OR a split of ongoing residuals. Your choice.

We handle all sales, setup, and customer support.

Your referrals also get FREE access to our BlueFinch software platform, including lead generation, business intelligence, bookkeeping, review management, Google Maps ranking tools, backlink tools, prospect management, and more.

No upfront costs for you or your referrals. No need to become a credit card processing expert.

If you work in commercial insurance, payroll, POS systems, IT, bookkeeping, or business consulting, this could be a great additional income stream.

DM me if interested.
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In Turkey all men have to go into the military. Except nobody wants to go because the Turkish military sucks and your chance of death is insanely high.

Only way out, to be gay.

How do they prove it? You have to submit a video of being gay.

They don't accept oral, you have to be ramming and getting rammed for it to be accepted, and they keep the video.

So if you meet a Turkish guy, ask him "did you serve in the military?".... If he says no he got buttfucked
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I love Pliny. He is correct so much its almost supernatural. This is a dirty one though
my spidey senses are telling me the labs are, as we speak, using unguardrailed versions of their unreleased models to systematically reverse-engineer ALL of the internet’s software, apps, and games, then feeding the reconstructed source code straight into their training pipelines while simultaneously building guardrails to ladder-pull the rest of us
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