Jalapeño Adjutant

@AppleReviewer_

I review apples, its in the name! | #184 NA | Washed Mii-Brawler NA | Champion/Friend of Denis

Joined July 2022

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Jalapeño Adjutant @AppleReviewer_ Jul 16

If anyone who lives near me is going grocery shopping at ANY point and finds an apple not listed on THIS spreadsheet, please buy it and give it to me at a tournament or something and I'll pay you back. I just need more eyes and ears scouting for new apples
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

docs.google.com Apple Spreadsheet

Jalapeño Adjutant @AppleReviewer_ Nov 5

My friends are so mean to me

Jalapeño Adjutant @AppleReviewer_ Oct 11

This is gonna be me before and after our next set.

BeatyBean @BeatyBean3965 Oct 11

this is gonna be you before and after our next set.

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Jalapeño Adjutant @AppleReviewer_ Oct 4

I feel bad for the people playing in this state man, the entire top ten has 0 honest characters in there

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NJPR 2026 Q3 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Congrats to everyone who made it!
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Jalapeño Adjutant @AppleReviewer_ Sep 30

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