Arches Lane Theatre

Come and party like it's the end of the world because who knows, it might be any day now.

CABARET FOR THE END OF THE WORLD
24 January 2026
Doors: 8:00pm
Show: 9:00pm
🎟️ archeslanetheatre.com

Your cheeky compère Montselier uncovers a world of glitz & glamour in the rubble.

FINAL WEEKEND OPEN HOUSE at Arches Lane Theatre! 🚨

We’re liquidating all remaining assets before handing back the keys. Know a community space, school, or venue looking for gear? Please share! 🔁

🗓️ 9, 10 & 11 Oct | 12pm – 6pm
Inventory buff.ly/F6Isl5W

Sharon & Leo

Just one week until we're forced to close.

We put up these posters. They asked us to take them down.

I'm proud of them and the transparency we maintain about what's happening here.

I told them: "Respectfully, if you don’t want people to know you’re evicting us, don’t do it."

Tea, dancing, and romance aplenty! 🌹💃

Join us at Arches Lane Theatre for Thick as Thieves’ brand-new adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility.

Come as you are, or dress in your best Regency finery!

🗓 15–27 Sept Tues - Sunday
🎟 archeslanetheatre.com/senseandsensib…

Weekend plans in Battersea? We’ve got you covered 🎭✨

Two brilliant shows take to the Arches Lane Theatre stage this weekend:

• Transit — Today at 2:30pm & 7:00pm
• Townsfolk — Tomorrow at 5:00pm

🎟 archeslanetheatre.com/shows