Arthur Gary Simpson, CDL

To whom it may concern:

I have seen a staggering uptick in people laughing about people watching college football games on their phones while attending weddings. Acting like it is something to laugh about. In reality, it is the greatest crisis facing our nation today.

Scheduling a wedding in the fall is far and away the most selfish, and unpatriotic thing a person could do. Even if my team is on the road I am NOT coming to your wedding with passive aggressive bartenders, and cold, pre plated chicken and broccoli. Pizza, beer, and college football will forever be more important than what you think is your special day.

I am calling on all college football fans, patriots, and the disabled to all rise against the idea of fall weddings. RSVP no until the invites stop coming.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

#CancelFallWeddings
#BoycottFallWeddings

- Arthur Gary Simpson CDL

Fixed it

See what happens when you give a team a 2:00 kickoff on their blackout weekend?

@espn is the terroristic organization behind this!

Just awful timing here

Please take a greyhound bus, Tennessee