Daft Punch

So one time I trolled @michaelmalice so effectively he jpeg’d me 😂

This is incredible. It would be treated like an incredible moment in history if we were not fully cognisant of the fact that this is just the start.

After the riot

The Tesla kick flip was cool and all, but my cigarette went out and my Slurpee stained the seats.

If @Shanemgillis has done anything, it is that women who previously hated Sydney Sweeney for stripping off in a commercial, just weeks ago, are now showing the internet how they strip off like Sydney Sweeney. The times they are confusing. 🫤