I’ve been invited to a Congolese and Jamaican wedding omds, the outfits I’m about to see are gonna be mad and these man won’t stop eating and dancing for 24 hours, bomboclaaat kizengi
Bro I hate on TikTok when ppl show their new teeth or grills and they zoom into their gums, some of these man gums need to be euthanised lardd ah mercy
I hardly find comedy shows funny but you see the “we saw that” guys on TikTok, they kill me bro, I’d go see them but if they singled me out for a joke I’d have to dash a brick at them on stage icl
There’s acc never been a worse time to be a London Utd fan bro, we’re finished and I can’t even hate watch Arsenal anymore cos these man don’t lose lardddd
Bro how did a big man like me even end up being allergic to nuts, it’s such a gay allergy, I gotta carry my EpiPen whenever I go out to eat like it’s a handbag
