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Ashbeard translates the dragon’s latest demands:

“My dear slaves. Playing with you like a cat with a mouse was fun. Now it bores me. Entertain me”

Don’t panic. The wizard has a better plan

He raised 3 totems in the valley. Touch one and, for a short while, you become a hero:
Sir Mash, who knighted himself with a spatula
Wedge, Watcher of the Ashwood, who swears she was never a chip
Spudwick, whose spells mostly work

The dragon thinks he’s playing. We’re sharpening up for the war. PvP, dragon fights, and fishing. I love eating fish

New in the valley:

🐉 The Watch: parties of up to 10, across servers, fastest kill tops the board

⚔️ The Coliseum: down the well, one life per hero, your streak burns over your head

🏰 The castle opens: kneel to the King, raise your guild’s banner

📖 Primo the scribe keeps your book of friends

🔥 FirePass, Chapter 1: First Frost. 30 tiers, skins, Ember Bait

📼 10 Never Fucking Trade cassettes sleep in golden chests

The gates open

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