Cards Against Humanity

@CAH

A party game for horrible people.

Chicago, IL cardsagainsthumanity.com Joined May 2011

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Cards Against Humanity @CAH Aug 13

Signing in the first time in a few years to remind you that Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends. Okay, bye.

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www.cardsagainsthumanity.com Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk? We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

Cards Against Humanity @CAH May 1, 2025

One year ago today, the last jar of Clam-O-Naise sadly expired. And yet, its tangy spirit lives on in our limited remaining stock of incredible Clam-O-Merch! Get T-shirts, hoodies, books, caps, and more––now 50% off while supplies last. Clams.lol

www.clams.lol Clam-O-Naise® by Cards Against Humanity A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.

Cards Against Humanity @CAH May 1, 2025

Get 50% off all Clam-O-Merch at Clams.lol.

www.clams.lol Clam-O-Naise® by Cards Against Humanity A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.

Cards Against Humanity @CAH Nov 29, 2024

Diamond Potato has sold out in less than half an hour. God bless America.

Cards Against Humanity @CAH Nov 29, 2024

This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at DiamondPotato.com.

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