CSH

@CSHLaboratory

Science News from Cold Spring Horrors Laboratory, where our science goes to eleven! Par0dy account of science and it's horrors. Deeply unfunny.

New York. Because lobsters. Joined March 2013

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CSH @CSHLaboratory Feb 5, 2020

Now open to the public! Come tour the @CSHLaboratory Lobster Pits. We feed them failing graduate students and other troublemakers every day at 11:30 AM. Come witness this unique and educational event! Please call in advance to book tours for large school groups.

CSH @CSHLaboratory Nov 9, 2025

DEAR LEADER LIVES!!!

CSH @CSHLaboratory Nov 24, 2023

Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory

Bob Graybeard @BSDneuro Oct 4, 2023

- @MHendr1cks and @sheacshl

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CSH @CSHLaboratory Nov 11, 2023

New at the gift shop! Table salt made from grad student tears. Don't miss this opportunity to taste the @CSHLaboratory legacy.

CSH @CSHLaboratory Nov 6, 2023

I mean, I’d sell my twitter handle for $50K…