PHILLY SISYPHUS

@CaptainHottakes

Philadelphia sports have been my #1 source of dopamine since 2019, so as you may have guessed, things arent great. I push boulder up hill, it roll down, repeat

Joined December 2013

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PHILLY SISYPHUS @CaptainHottakes Jun 11, 2025

I dont have the words to capture how terrible of a roster Dave Dombrowski built. The 2025 Phillies have no shot at a WS. The efforts to salvage this year will decimate the farm. Players w/ no business in the MLB will continue to have major roles. The Phillies are royally fucked

PHILLY SISYPHUS @CaptainHottakes 22h

Love Robert Pattinson but he’s starting to reach Pedro Pascal territory for me in terms of being in EVERYTHING

PHILLY SISYPHUS @CaptainHottakes 3d

Sure seems like Danny Briere isnt gonna speak to the media today. The Flyers have handled this situation so incredibly poorly. Absolute malpractice

PHILLY SISYPHUS @CaptainHottakes 4d

I dont feel super confident in the Eagles making good draft picks if Joe Douglas is part of the FO. Howie’s drafting immediately got better when he left & got significantly worse as soon as he came back

PHILLY SISYPHUS @CaptainHottakes 4d

The Flyers deserve this. You reap what you sow