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5 years and 9 months ago, ETH was trading at the same price as today

Digital trash

If I had $500k in crypto now, I would:

1. Go full-time crypto. Move somewhere cheap. One year to make it.

2. No BTC, no ETH, no SOL, no HYPE.

3. No memecoins. No directional leverage.

4. Allocate $250k to a delta-neutral strategy between @tradexyz and @metricxyz.

-> Short equity perps trading at a premium on tradexyz, buy the matching tokenized equities on metricxyz.

One strategy, three potential airdrops: HL S3 + tradexyz + metricxyz.

5. Allocate $50k to prediction markets on HIP-4. Market make tradfi outcomes. If options launch, be ready to arb them against a broker from day one.

6. Deposit and loop $200k of sUSDe on Aave.

-> Deposit sUSDe, borrow USDC, swap into more sUSDe. Use the net yield and some of the principal to cover living expenses.

Rotate into @acier, an upcoming lending protocol, when it's live.

7. Build AI apps on @flop_labs during testnet.

-> Vibe code your own apps. Use free testnet inference to get your first users and position yourself for the FLOP agent airdrop.

The goal: stay consistent and optimistic while positioning myself for potentially huge airdrops.

One year. Locked in.

so the same 2000 guys who were farming each other on robinhood chain 2 months ago are now gonna spend the next few weeks doing the exact same shit on elysium, the revolutionary layer 2 we’ve all been waiting for

papertrade needs to be studied

> launch a ponzi

> everyone knows it's a ponzi and is fine with it

> collect $5.5m in fees from people aping the ponzi

> sell $200k worth of pants to crypto retards

> "wait this might be a ponzi"

> change the rules to nuke the ponzi

> go afk