InsensibleCFC

@Chels1an

New account, same old toxic positivity merchant. Occasionally tweets about golf.

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Joined August 2025

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InsensibleCFC @Chels1an Oct 24

Now is as good a time as ever to to release my Xabi Alonso 3-year expectations to keep his job

Year 1: UCL qualification (would accept UEL)
Year 2: Sustained European run + qualify for the UCL
Year 3: Title challenge

IMO this is the only path to a PL Title in modern football

InsensibleCFC @Chels1an 3m

This is stockholm syndrome

Abz @Abz_UTC 4m

The league is better with them being good again, I want them to be good again (as long as we’re good as well)
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InsensibleCFC @Chels1an 1h

It's disgusting how desperately the Premier League wants Manchester United to be good again

You think we got this kind of prop when we hired Poch?

Not on your life

Premier League Verified account @premierleague 5h

Sir Alex Ferguson 🤝 Mauricio Pochettino

Back in 2013, @ManUtd's most successful manager was full of praise for Pochettino's Southampton side 🍿

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InsensibleCFC @Chels1an 3h

Does that shit say NINE?

Lewis Hall is a great Maresca/Tuchel fullback, those two are doing goofy shit with their fullbacks that require them to contribute heavily on the ball and occupy non-traditional fullback spaces

But keep him away from any back line that has to defend

carneyy @iwuohaduna15 23h

didn't watch the game but the perks of tuchel call-ups for competition always revolve about being defensively good in 1v1 situations. hall was dribbles past 3 times and lost about 9 duels.

I still think tuchel continues his previous selection of O'Reilly and Spence as LBs

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InsensibleCFC @Chels1an 4h

Gabriel would get 38 yellows per season

EPL Bible Verified account @EPLBible 12h

I think we can all agree that this ‘foul’ needs to be banned at every level.

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