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I want to remind everybody that I'm just a random dude who tweets dad jokes. Direct your ecoli tweets to @chipotletweets
Chip Clark
@Chipotle
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But, I can make balloon animals
I consider that a win
@realtalkstruth @Chipotle I have never had Chipotle.View quoted post on X
