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TWO MEN MEET AT THE PEARLY GATES:
Dave: Hi, I'm Dave. How'd you die?
Phil: Hi, I'm Phil. I was on a first date. She asked what I did for a living, and I said "I'm in logistics." She looked bored, so I clarified: "I move bodies for a living. Crematorium."
Dave: Bold.
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Dave: Hi, I'm Dave. How'd you die?
Phil: Hi, I'm Phil. I was on a first date. She asked what I did for a living, and I said "I'm in logistics." She looked bored, so I clarified: "I move bodies for a living. Crematorium."
Dave: Bold.
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