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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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Count Binface
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Send him to the Clinky-Wink. A few thoughts on Russell Brand, including my theory about his rhetorical nods to Jimmy Savile and Boris Johnson: countbinface.substack.com/p/send-him-to-…
America’s gone bluer than Trump’s hand.
Dear Abdul El-Sayed, that’s not how you do a Sky News interview. This is.
