michael cruz kayne

@CruzKayne

WGA/Peabody winner. 3x Emmy nominee. Mongrel. Come see my show? Link below! love you 😘 🇵🇭 🕎

A dermatologist's office linktr.ee/mckayne Joined December 2010

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michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne Sep 26, 2023

Hi! I wrote about death and grief and my son and family for @audible_com and performed it @AudibleTheater and now it's available for you to listen to on audible.com!

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michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne Nov 19, 2019

this isn't really what twitter is for, but ten years ago today my son died and I basically never talk about it with anyone other than my wife. it's taken me ten years to realize that I want to talk about it all the time.

this is about grief
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michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne 1d

Oh noh

Riley Rogerson Verified account @riley_rogerson 2d

From Andrew Noh, Rep. Strickland’s chief of staff:

“The Congresswoman was stuck behind a motorcade and missed the vote by 1 minute. She would have voted against the motion to refer.”
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michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne 1d

“here we have Marcel Duchamp’s Fountain, here a minor work of Kahlo, and here of course a pube from the guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall…no, the other guy” wtf

Variety Verified account @Variety 1d

Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says 'I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again' variety.com/2026/global/ne…
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michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne 6d

gonna try being even more right wing and make it my official policy that there is only one gender

The White House Verified account @WhiteHouse 6d

It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne Nov 5

ozymandias vibes

John @thatonearizonan Nov 4

you genuinely cant make it up man

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