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Maybe if Democrats had spent less time on divisive social issues and more time on things that matter to regular working-class American, they would have been able to win by more than 13 points last Tuesday.

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Chip-maker Jensen Huang thought his Chinese lover was Free-To Lay, but it turns out sleeping with a spy Ruffles feathers in Silicon Valley. Will the Nvidia board can him like a stack of Pringles?

by Maureen Dowd

My HARC (Hookers Above Replacement CEO) model estimates that Jensen Huang had affairs with 5-6 CCP assets. And I tell you the best place in Taipei to get Xiao Long Bao. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

Comedians should not have to give trigger warnings. Unless they're about to make a joke about Charlie Kirk.