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Charlotte, NC Joined January 2018
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Drunk Norm @DrunkNorm
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Rescue Operation: Person Trapped in Dumpster at Taco Bell
Tuesday, Nov 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM

馃搷 Location: Taco Bell, North Salisbury Boulevard
馃寧 City, State: Salisbury, MD

Salisbury Fire Department (Station 2) has been dispatched to Taco Bell on North Salisbury Boulevard in Salisbury, Maryland, for a person trapped in a dumpster.
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10 first downs the whole fucking game, 5 on 1 drive that still ended in a field goal. 234 total yards. Uab coughs up the ball 4 times, still beats the spread. The mental gymnastics to not make coaching changes could be an olympic sport.