Eli McCann

@EliMcCann

NYT Best Selling author of STITCHED. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Humor essays here: itjustgetsstranger.com

Salt Lake City, Utah linktr.ee/Elimccann Joined December 2012

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Eli McCann @EliMcCann Jan 17, 2023

I've been meaning to put together a highlight reel for my pinned tweet like a high school football player who wants to keep doing sports as a grownup, or whatever. So here it is.

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Eli McCann @EliMcCann Aug 2, 2020

For my second date with my husband we met in NYC and went to a party and ended up at a McDonald's at 3:00 AM where he reached across the table, grabbed my hands, looked at me adoringly, and said "I hate this. I wanted to go to bed at 9:00. Do not expect this of me again."
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Eli McCann @EliMcCann 2h

He may have turned 10 yesterday, but he doesn't look a day over 8.

Eli McCann @EliMcCann 14h

NYC see you tomorrow!

Eli McCann @EliMcCann 6d

NYC folks, I'm doing a fun event for my book Stitched at The Rabbit Books and Bar next Thursday evening (Nov. 12 at 7:30). You can RSVP here!

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Eli McCann @EliMcCann 4d

If you want a self esteem whiplash, do what I did: I took my toddler to the gym daycare and he was upset that I left him. When I showed up to take him home an hour later, he was laughing and playing and he looked over his kingdom of other kids and yelled "go away."

Eli McCann @EliMcCann 5d

I'm doing a fun event for my book tonight in Springville. I think there are still some tickets available so come if you are free and like being with lots of hot people.

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