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Emo Philips
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Comedian & mammal
Looming gig: Uncasville, Connecticut (Comix Roadhouse) on Sunday, November 15
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: emophilips.com/events
Looming gig: Uncasville, Connecticut (Comix Roadhouse) on Sunday, November 15
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: emophilips.com/events
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oh trust me — it works both ways
Crows can hold a grudge against a human for up to 17 years.
Seventeen years!
That’s nearly two decades of memory of remembering a face, a voice, or a feeling.View quoted post on X
The “Emo Philips Plays Detroit, Cleveland & Youngstown” Tour is delighted (and relieved) to be adding:
Detroit
Cleveland
Youngstown
emophilips.com/events
Detroit
Cleveland
Youngstown
emophilips.com/events