Employee Tears

I talk a lot of shit for someone who has been brought to tears by an Excel sheet.

Everyone talks about how social media is bad for your mental health, but what about Excel?

“I changed all the formulas in your spreadsheet to manually typed numbers because I didn’t understand them. Fuck you.”

-Your coworker

“You finished your work early because you’re good at Excel. We’ve signed you up to teach everyone else how to use it. During your lunch break. Fuck you.”

-Management

“We’ve spent $2 million on new reporting software. It doesn’t work, so we’ll need you to recreate everything in Excel. Fuck you.”

-Corporate