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One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.

working with older people is funny

i opened an energy drink here and they acted like i was snorting a line of coke in the office

On Snapchat, you turn off a notification that pisses you off and they come up with a new one to keep harassing you

"people you might know" and it's that one person I hate talking to

My workplace used the emergency alert system to inform us of the Outlook outage. The. Emergency. Alert. System.