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from now on, everybody will start off as my enemy and have to work their way onto my good side.

I don't think there's anything more awkward than waving back at someone only to discover they were greeting the person standing behind you.

The courage it took to find random adults to pose as your parents whenever you got suspended from school needs to be studied 😭

There’s a certain kind of deep sleep you wake up from and spend the first five minutes confused about your identity, the time, and your location 😭

WITHOUT GOOGLING, can you name one famous battle in history?