Greensboro Police Department

Guys, for tomorrow the plan is as follows, and don't ask her “what do you want to do today?”:

1. After breakfast, get her an iced coffee. (It doesn't matter if you had one with breakfast; this is a treat.)

2. Go to Marshalls. The line is shorter in the morning before lunch.

3. Lunch.

4. Target.

5. TJ Maxx / HomeGoods.

6. Holiday shopping (for decorating the home).

7. Ask ONCE what she has a taste for for dinner and then find something that would fit.

Any questions?

The self-checkout is not there for you to ring up your new TV as a green bell pepper.

To those who do not know how to operate a motor vehicle when the lights are out...

...we hope this helps.

We forgot to have a post scheduled here for night crew so we will just say goodnight.

GTA 6 needs to hurry up and get here so y'all can stay at home and let us catch a break.