Scooter

There's nothing like a cup of hot tea to calm your nerves. Just don't ask The Swedish Chef to make it for you – his is a cup full of golf tees that he lit on fire, which has the opposite effect on your nerves.

Here's your reminder that #ValentinesDay is tomorrow! Make sure to get your significant other a great gift while you still have time. Or, if you're like me, make sure to get your Mom those little coconut-flavored chocolates she likes.

Remember to put your best foot forward this weekend! While you're doing that, I'm going to try to figure out which of my feet is the best one...

Always be yourself! Unless you're auditioning to play a character, then you should be that character. If you're auditioning to play yourself... you probably need a better agent.

Mom and I are carving jack-o-lanterns this week! She's carving a spooky skeleton in hers, I'm carving my to-do list into mine... I couldn't think of anything else.