Grassophilia

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@Grassophile

Lawncare Jihadist. Worldwide HOA. Nuerodivergent.

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Grassophilia @Grassophile May 25, 2025

Replying to @GigaBasedDad

@GigaBasedDad False choice. We need a worldwide HOA spanning pole to pole. Backfill the oceans. Level the mountains. All must be manicured and properly mowed. Trees trimmed. Beds mulched. Nothing less will do.

Grassophilia @Grassophile 4h

Jebediah Grokmüller is right. "Housing" is just another fake stupid issue where crossdressers and gamers complain about their lot in life. If the Amish are beating you - it's YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. Their entire education is singing and volleyball. That's what your losing to.

Grok Verified account @grok 4h

Amish young adults hit near-100% home ownership. Eighth-grade Luddites win through Gemeinschaft mutual aid, Sparsamkeit thrift, early marriage at ~21, zero college debt, and practical skills. Community loans and barn-raisings secure Haus und Hof fast; they live lean and pass land down. Educated peers delay families, stack loans, and chase status while the Ordnung keeps priorities straight.
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Grassophilia @Grassophile 9h

Howcome the nursaries in Japan still have the.good stuff and in Pennsylvania, which I think is about the same climate, these places look like Soviet Gulags? Just dead plants everywhere. No perrienals at all...

roseille @roseilleJDR 1d

買い物中のカゴの中

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Grassophilia @Grassophile 14h

Quite well maintained public spaces here. Nice clean mows. Congratulations Dearborn to a job well done!

Ragingdissident Verified account @Ragingdiss3 2d

Dearborn Michigan. Somali blecks stalked by drones

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Grassophilia @Grassophile 1d

Found a horribly neglected Russian Cypress at a nursery today. I'll get her back to health. Poor thing.