Laura Ingalls Wilder

Oh and from beyond the grave I’d just like to say

This is definitely worse than the grasshopper plague

I walked three miles into town to send this tweet but it seems the Twittergraph office is on fire?????

Pa barred the cabin door with a thick log, then stood at the window with his shotgun.
"T'aint safe out there now that any blasted fool with a nickel can get a blue checkmark," he said.
"Oh, Charles!" Ma cried.

Feeling cute, might smash the daguerreotype plate later.