JB

The fact you have to pretend to sleep before you actually sleep is silly.

I smell a little weed in public and my ears perk up like a dog

Weed is so much fun, but being able to smoke and still get things done in your everyday life makes it even better and that’s the honest truth.

Saying “weed” to me triggers the same response that “walk” does for a dog

Missionary so we can share a hotdog between us