Saru

Dear Publishers,

I beg of you. Please stop using whatever it is you are using for book covers that is the paper equivalent of microfibre cloths. Please.

I literally (not figuratively) recoil every time I touch one.

Sincerely,
Me

OMG. It's @ladypinkmonsta's birthday today! She's amazing! She's beautiful! She's put up with me for 20 years so we're looking at getting her canonized for sainthood!

I am easily influenced lol. But how can I say no to zombies?

Book: Dial A for Aunties by Jesse Q. Sutanto
Result: Fucking amazing.
Thoughts: Crazy Rich Asians meets Weekend At Bernie's and I need this to be a movie please. 5⭐️

When all your preorders show up at once. @ItsLaDarrion @ConcernedApe @explodikid 😍