Jake Montgomery

You can pick ONE athlete ever to have an injury-free career (from beginning to end), who are you choosing?

Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler being basically Boston natives just to grow up and terrorize the Red Sox is the funniest plot twist imaginable 😂

To limit it to a billion, if you can’t name at least ONE of these four New York Knicks players, I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed at the parade ??

“Dad why is my sister’s name Rose?
“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad.”
“No problem, Ogugua.”

A real conversation I overheard on 7th Avenue last night:

Girl #1 (screaming): “KNICKS IN 4! KNICKS IN 4!”

Girl #2: “What does that even mean?”

Girl #1: “I have no idea, but everyone else is saying it!

The bandwagon is packed and I love every second of it.