Jordan

My body type: someone who won the DARE essay contest in 5th grade

Just remembered how this guy who didn't like me back in middle school posted how David Lynch was overrated once and now I am mad all over again!!!

I really need to stop stress trimming my bangs but what you need to understand is that I am very stupid

I can't forgive Blink Twice for ruining Changing Tatum for me. I need to watch Step Up to reset my system.

I wish I could use my HSA dollars on my dog's meds. Don't they know I birthed her???