KBTibbs, Satisfied Tweeter (parody) ৲/

@KBTibbs

Sleepy.
Occasionally I do things contraindicated by my user manual.
(any/all) Odd that you'd talk about me in the 3rd person.

Internet. Joined March 2009

312 Following 194 Followers 37K Posts

Latest posts 5

KBTibbs, Satisfied Tweeter (parody) ৲/ @KBTibbs Jul 26, 2024

Folks, Twitter just quietly pushed out a new privacy setting where your conversations are used to train their incredibly stupid AI.

If you don't like that, go ahead and shut it off.

Direct link to the settings, because I couldn't find it the normal way.
x.com/settings/grok_…

KBTibbs, Satisfied Tweeter (parody) ৲/ @KBTibbs May 8, 2024

Every hallmark of human history, every expression of creativity and yes! Even the human body itself is ultimately grist for the uncaring press that makes slightly thinner iPads.

Let your lifeblood grease the wheels of consumption!

Apple's 2024

Tim Cook Verified account @tim_cook May 7, 2024

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

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KBTibbs, Satisfied Tweeter (parody) ৲/ @KBTibbs Feb 20, 2024

@hankgreen When you recorded your stand up comedy for distribution in a way you couldn't yet announce, was that way the #P4A2024 perk?

KBTibbs, Satisfied Tweeter (parody) ৲/ @KBTibbs Feb 4, 2024

Who is your favorite character from space who isn't in Star Wars or Star Trek?

Minister Milo Varini from Babylon 5 telling a joke. "What's more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narns? One angry Narn with the key."

Scott Lynch @scottlynch78 Feb 4, 2024

Who is your favorite character from space who isn’t in Star Wars or Star Trek?

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KBTibbs, Satisfied Tweeter (parody) ৲/ @KBTibbs Jan 21, 2024

The instant I read this user name I remembered it from four years ago. Four. Years.

I tried so hard to reach him, I spent so much time talking to him, but ultimately he refused to accept any guidance toward community standards and had to be blocked. STAY SAFE.

littlesiha @littlesiha Jan 15, 2024

i’ve been dealing with this silently and i’ve reached my breaking point so fuck it.

if you’re a woman or femme-presenting streamer, ban “GooseAndClover” asap.

we banned him for sexist comments over a year ago. he has not stopped trying to contact me since.

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