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@Liston617

If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts

Boston, MA Joined February 2010

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SLOTUS @Liston617 May 16, 2019

When the Red Sox bullpen blows the lead sometimes you just need a titty pic

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She's wiped from Friday the 13th black cat shenanigans

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Georgetown basketball is BACK

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Jake Bauers: "you're not getting rid of me that easy"

Also Jake Bauers: *signs contract 30 seconds into free agency*

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Jfc why

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BREAKING: First baseman Jake Bauers and the Boston Red Sox are in agreement on a four-year, $58 million contract, sources tell ESPN.
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