If John Cleese had been a speaker at a LORT BURN SPECIALS event we would've put him up in one of Newcastle's less shit hotels. We're not inviting him, though
Lovely audience at Newcastle last night. Thank you !View quoted post on X
Stayed at du Vin hotel. No food available at lunchtime.
Very cold bedroom with temperature control not working. At breakfast, chef did not know what 'sunny side up' meant, and then couldn't cook them
Clueless
