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We NOKO will be suing inferior imperialist writers @gruber and @SpikeEskin for altering the lyrics of the most cherished NOKO song, “Pyongyang’s Road” to Shanghai Road for the Chinese market. This aggression will not stand!🤬

Once again, @phillymag and @foobooz have annoyed us by featuring our establishment,
@hopsinglaundry ,
in its "Best of Philly" list for the record-breaking fourth time 😩
P.S all libations are only $10 on Thursday and no hate mail please, @grubber @SpikeEskin and @CraigLaBan 😰

Thank youse @FIFAWorldCup for trying to “set up” a “Falkland War semifinal” bet. @England and @afa. Obviously it’s more exciting so I have no issues with youse people robbing the Norwegians 🙄
Also a big thank to referee @gruber and whoever took his contact lenses 🫡

We’ve been receiving the same response for the past 4 days - “your problem has been escalated and someone will get back to you.” 😩

I love you @shakeshack but every time I order a SmokeShack is like a crapshoot 🤷‍♂️
Last week it was deliciously juicy & today is like chewing on a piece of cardboard. The inconsistency is too frequent😰 PS: your chicken sandwich❤️ is the hill I’ll die on over that @ChickfilA 🤣