Alex Cirillo

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The dog knows not to lick the baby but the baby doesn’t know not to lick the dog.

Watching my son try to self soothe by sucking his right thumb just to have his unwieldy left hand swoop in time and time again, knocking it out of his mouth and waking him up, I can confirm that the left hand is the devil’s hand.

IDC how old I am, I will wear my hair in pigtails bc it’s the only hairstyle I know how to do.

One of the names that I really liked for Reece was Phoenix and now that I see that Paris Hilton named her son that I am questioning what that says about me. Thank you for killing that name @antf0621.