Neil 🍎🥦Bharadwa

In honour of this I’m getting I’m getting the 🍎 🥦 emojis tattood somewhere. 😬

@Xero hello. Admin staff are off so I'm inputting line items/invoices for the first time in *months* - why is it so *SLOW* - what have you done? old invoicing was so much faster! might as well handwrite them myself.

@NinjaKitchenUK hello. My Ninja Neverstick pans are peeling. Bought from John Lewis. What to do?

@UPS_UK Hi, our parcel was fraudulently signed for. We have RING doorbell evidence that UPS were not at our house. Parcel was not tracked after Bury St Edmunds depot. Need your GPS evidence to prove that you delivered or we'll take legal action.

Hello! I just came on here today to moan at @UPS_UK for losing my sons parcle then lying about it. I basically *never* use twitter anymore. Mayeb once or twice a month