Nine to Five

if your employee is still an Intern

good

there’s still a lot left to grind

higher rank
higher weight
more stock every Payday

clock in before everyone else figures it out

Payday keeps filling

corporate scores keep moving

employees keep farming

meanwhile we’re still shipping new systems

office getting harder to leave

NEW UPDATE: CORPORATE WARS

every PP you earn now pushes your corporation score

assignments count, arcade runs count
weekly totals decide which company is on top

your own career still moves at the same time

farm for yourself, carry your corporation
talk shit on everyone below you

someone in accounting just closed a very large spreadsheet

nobody is allowed near the printer

coffee consumption is up 40%

office looks healthy

payroll room has been suspiciously quiet today

usually means one thing

Payday incoming??

check your badge wallets before HR starts pretending they did all the work