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notthebee.com Trump offers open Press Secretary job to UFC president Dana White: "Dana, please take the job!" I'll be honest, I didn't see this one coming. 
notthebee.com Thieves steal entire colony of England's rarest ants Someone really pulled off an ant heist in the UK. 
notthebee.com Chiefs star receiver files for bankruptcy mid-season, puts up Super Bowl ring as collateral Bro put his Super Bowl ring up as collateral! 
notthebee.com Doctors find plant growing in dude's eye We've managed to survive until November, 2026, but a new nightmare has been unlocked. 
notthebee.com Google says schools that opt out of AI will not be able to use its search engine Some schools have been limiting students' access to AI, so, you know, they'll learn real things and not some crazy, digital hallucination. 