Ohio’s Tate

I personally guarantee that Ohio State will go 12-0 this season.

If they lose a game, I will….

I am in a tough spot and don’t know what to do.

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I don’t want to hear from anyone.

But I’m still getting @BarstoolBigCat texts because a while back, I added him to the list of Mom / Dad / Heisman texts that still go through.

Like I always answer @BarstoolBigCat. It’s @BarstoolBigCat!

But I’m also pretty sure the random person next to @BarstoolBigCat is Dave Portnoy.

And I don’t want to give Dave that satisfaction.

So as you can plainly see, I am torn on what to do here.

Had to end the livestream. Chat wants face paint. Heisman wants a glucose monitor. Going to find both and then I’ll put on another Peep Show.

Peep Show x.com/i/broadcasts/2…

I went into this video trying to eat 10 Peeps.

I got 3 of them down.

407 to go.