Gabriel Nicholas

@Oinkmage

Aspiring magic pro. Bad at walking. Good at eating.

Joined February 2019

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Who willingly signs up for this shit lol. Every cEDH tournament has an "experience we can all learn from to grow as a community". 5 rounds of being water boarded via cardboard.

wzrdnx @wzrdnx 2d

context: there was a 10K cEDH event in Provo last weekend (draw your own conclusions about that) and players were colluding by creating "Shahrazad based board states" where they "reset" their games and locked players out by using infinite loops, which let them avoid drawing games
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Gabriel Nicholas @Oinkmage 3d

Doesn't this happen in magic fairly often? Not arguing it makes it healthy but I feel like every tcg goes through this at some point....

Gabriel Nicholas @Oinkmage 5d

I eat nothing, maybe one 15 dollar convention center sandwich. I take my hunger fueled rage out by winning matches of magic

Darthkid @AlejandroMFdez 5d

As a TCG player, the better I ate, the better I played. I’ve seen the same with my clients.

So I put it all in one free guide: what to eat, what to drink and how to manage caffeine on tournament day.

Here it is 👇
drive.google.com/file/d/1GrYgh8…

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Gabriel Nicholas @Oinkmage Oct 29

Its funny that usually the people that are assholes like this are the most medium players in the room.

Affinity for Anime @affinity4anime Oct 29

I went to a large-ish Magic event when I was in high school. I asked my round 1 opponent if I could read a card he played. He replied "Don't touch my cards! If you don't already know that card you should just leave now, because you have no chance of winning this tournament."
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Gabriel Nicholas @Oinkmage Oct 12

Top 8 of RC LA 🥳

R1 Brood 🐷🐷
R2 Jesk En 🥓🥓
R3 ketra 🐷🐷
R4 Mirror 🥓🐷🐷
R5 BR Aggro 🥓🐷🥓
R6 Brood 🐷🐷
R7 Uwr chant 🐷🐷
R8 Trudge 🐷 🥓 🐷
R9 Titan 🐷🥓🐷

R10 Zoo 🐷🐷
R11 Titan 🐷🥓🐷
R12 Brood 🥓🐷🐷
R13 Brood 🐷🥓🐷
R14 Draw
R15 UW chant 🐷🐷

T8 Uw chant 🥓🐷🥓