Small Time Napoleon

Looking for a reasonably priced Monday Night Football ticket KC @ JAX

Save me, X formerly known as Twitter. X the everything app, save me. #Duuuval

at least he died doing what he loved (checking to see who has viewed his instagram story while driving)

Ross is maybe the only place in the world where shit is so cheap it’s actually worth standing in line for an hour.

When you realize this is your last time pissing shidding and farding in the Sun-Ray women’s restroom

Wearing clothes that fit you is crazy. I’m fat as hell rn (on account of I’m four guys) but somehow still looking svelte in my fit