Maybe: Sam Eyler-Driscoll 🥭

last proud mama post on here (ever??): kindergartener's teacher says in conference she's "by far the most advanced in the class academically" and already met all her end-of-year targets in Q1

go tell all your friends: daughters of single moms are bringing down the house

My fellow Americans

I’m sorry to say it’s now our democratic duty to help him destroy this website

When I was a kid learning to ride horses my dad used to get so mad bc whenever the horse got a little testy I would simply throw myself out of the saddle and let the horse run away. This is still my attachment style

6 yo spending the day wandering around the house playing the Jurassic Park theme song on her recorder >>>>>>>>

great to be back to our proper US equilibrium (billionaire tweeting out new policies as they occur to him on the loo)